Suspicious Iranian oil tankers

There is a very suspicious looking, giant, Iranian oil tanker that has been parked outside all week. I'm convinced it is up to something nefarious, especially when you consider the dream I had a couple weeks ago about a giant oil tanker crash in front of my building. I mean, shouldn't it be coming or going or doing something other than just sitting around? While I'm gone, somebody should keep an eye on it for me and let me know if it gets up to no good.