How to crash a car in three easy steps

Step 1: Convince the gemeente to close the main roads and put all the traffic on a road too small.
Step 2: Have some impatient fool jump out of the queue and straight into your door.
Step 3: Do it in a rental car. Seriously, you'd be really pissed if you do this in your own car. When it's no one's car and work is paying, the stress factor is waay less.

The ironic thing here is that this happened just down the street from work, when I was almost back from my trip. In spite of the damage to the driver's side, it looked as though the other guy wasn't driving away. So, I guess that means Nissan Note (gag) 1, BMW 5 series 0.

And yes, I'm fine.